Epic Story

Scot: Yeah I generally dig many holes per day, and you better believe it I find worms and sometimes ants

Christine: And.. and.. like what do you do with them?

Scot: Put them in jelly or ring up the wildlife park and try to donate them to them

Christine: And how does that usually turn out?

Scot: The jelly tastes funky and the wildlife park generally swears at me or tells me to stop running into the reception and flashing my genitals at them

Christine: HAHA. I mean thats terrible. How unfair of them to treat you in such a manner

Scot: It's called destroying my hopes and dreams, it's the only thing i can do that makes me feel like a woman any more

Christine: And how does flashing your genitals make you feel likea woman

Scot: well you see it reminds me of a time when i could ride a camel naked through sebastopol and i would only get a wild red rash in between my thighs

Christine: I'v had the exact same experience. Or maybe I was you or you were me! Oh my god, I'm trapped in my own mind

Scot: I think reality is spining on it's own head

Christine: Holy shit! what do we do?

Scot: okay you get 10 metres of electrical tape, i'll bring the plastic forks and we'll meet at federation square

Christine: Deal. I'll create a distraction while you rob a local poilceman of his baton. Staright after that we'll hop on a train and end up in Moscow. I'll sacrafice 2 and a half cows while you beat up a 90 year old russian woman

Scot: Mmmmmm.... beaten up 90 year old russian woman

Christine: Haha. Thats it, I'm blogging this epic story

Scot: Okay i'm in a state of anticipation